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Gow: 48 hours to decide

June 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

While not even close to rivalling the Shola Ameobi saga, the Alan Gow saga is starting to rumble into action with the papers ooop norf saying that Roeder has given Gow a 48 hour deadline to decide on his future. Apparently, Gow has received good contract terms from us – better, apparently than what he’s currently on at Rangers and what was offered at Burnley.

However, Gow is reported to be wanting a pay off from Rangers that represents the rest of his pay as agreed in the contract before he will leave. Rangers, obviously, are refusing to pay up.

It seems it was a former Norwich striker who recommended Gow to us and Kevin Drinkell believes a move to Norwich would now be in the best interests of Gow – and for what it’s worth, I believe Gow would be very popular at Norwich and carve this division apart with his clever, play maker style abilities. He’d get paid well and play regularly – and if the only thing stopping him completing the move is this dispute with Rangers rather than him genuinely not wanting to come, then with respect, Gow really should move on.

He would be a great signing for us, perhaps even better than the signing of Hoolahan – but it would be just as good a move for him as it would for us.

Let’s hope tomorrow brings more news.

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The Hoolahan has landed

June 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Finally, after weeks, no, months of speculation Norwich City today announced the signing of Wes Hoolahan on a 3 year deal.

Hoolahan, who will without a doubt draw comparisons with former left winger Darren Huckerby, was one of the most exciting players to visit Carrow Road last season, causing all sorts of problems for the Canaries defence. Fortunately, our defenders can breath easy this season, and watch in glee as Hoolahan tears opposition defences up wearing a yellow and green jersey.

Hoolahan is exactly the sort of player that we want to see at Carrow Road – exciting, talented and young, he will give Norwich fans something to look forward to in the season ahead, without a doubt. Well done Glenn, and more like this please.

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June 10, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Is Hoolahan the first of our Summer Signings? Apparently so!

June 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Norwich fans will have heard the name again and again already this summer. He’s among the hottest property in the Championship – and looks as if he’s on his way to Norwich.

Wes Hoolahan, the Blackpool player, has apparently signed a 3 year deal with us to make him a Norwich player. The deal comes after Norwich met his £250k release fee and will, apparently, be announced imminently. It seems as if we’ve beaten off competition from Ipswich and Charlton to sign him – and I for one couldn’t be happier. If it’s true.

A left winger with creativity, pace, skill and flair, Hoolahan has terrorised up and down the country and contribute many assists and a few goals as well. His penalty taking is very good, although David Marshall saved a penalty of his up at their place in our away fixture last season. Still, despite that, fans will remember Hoolahan was generally very good both at Carrow Road and on the away leg.

This is a great replacement for Darren Huckerby, and all at £250k. It represents a fantastic start to a busy summer for us, and I for one am dead chuffed. That is, if it all comes true!

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An Apology

June 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A quick apology – I’ve not been updating this as much as I should. The reason for this is that I’ve been a bit busy with work. Anyway, back now – and there’s quite a lot to catch up on. Including, by the looks of it, the impending announcement of Norwich’s first summer signing.

Thanks

The MMM

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Bank Holiday Monday Madness finishes – with two fresh rumours

May 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Jermaine BeckfordSo just as the bank holiday started, the bank holiday finishes – with some fresh NCFC transfer rumours. The first of which surrounding League One play off finalist’s Leeds Utd Jermaine Beckford.

Beckford is a striker who has caught many an eye with his sometimes flamboyant, often clinical goalscoring with Leeds Utd. He’s quick, strong and plays off that last man – and best of all doesn’t resemble namesake Darren Beckford in any way shape or form.  

So it comes as no surprise to discover that Beckford is the first name on the list of players linked with leaving the Yorkshire club – nor that Norwich are interested in the striker who scored 20 goals in 49 appearences for Leeds. I know a number of Norwich fans have doubts – but personally, having seen Beckford, I would be happy to see him here. He’s a natural goalscorer at any level and at age 24, is still approaching the peek of his career.

Perhaps more surprising is the rumours linking Daryl Russell with rivals Burnley. According to this Daryl Russellsite Burnley have marched into the lead ahead of rivals Charlton and Crystal Palace for his signature by making a £500,000 bid.

While I’m sure everyone at the club has his price, in my opinion for Russell it’s far higher than £500,000. If the above article is right and we did pay £410,000 for his services, in my mind I’d be wanting at least £800,000 before even considering allowing Russell to leave. He is, after all, a talented Championship midfielder and performed well in his first season back at Carrow Road. I for one would rather not see him leave quite so cheaply.

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Clinton Morrison leaving Palace – and Norwich are in the tug of war for him

May 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

When we were relegated from the Premiership, many Norwich fans will recall a brief spell when we were bidding against Crystal Palace for the services of Clinton Morrison, then of Birmingham City FC. We had had a bid accepted, only to be gazumped by Crystal Palace.

Now, however, Morrison is on the look out of for a new club after Colin (aka Neil Warnock) has told him he is not an automatic choice to play in his 4-3-3 system. Apparently, according again to today’s News of the World, in the queue to sign him is QPR, Reading and us.

Clinton Morrison

You have to believe looking at those teams also chasing him, we would have little chance of signing him. However, it may well be that if Morrison is looking for guarenteed first team football, he may well see here as his best option.

That is, of course, assuming the rumours are correct and our interest is true.

Still, it’s the sort of player we should be going in for – a good, solid Championship goal scoring record, with plenty of Championship experience and the strength and athleticisim that Roeder has identified as lacking in the current Norwich City squad.

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Fozzy signs up for another season

May 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Norwich City captain Mark Fotheringham has signed up for another season at Carrow Road, ending speculation about a move to Charlton and Scotland.Mark Fotheringham. Thanks to BBC

Curiously, however, the new deal to keep him at Carrow Road is just for the one season.

Assuming it was Roeder who decided only to offer the Scotsman a one year deal, this could be a statement of intent from the ruthless City manager, showing that he feels Fozzy – whilst good enough for now – may have to be replaced in the near future. Somehow, this doesn’t quite sit with me. Which leads me to think that in actual fact, the length of the contract is down to Fozzy himself.

Fozzy did, recently, speak publically about the need to fund Glenn Roeder and that only this sort of ambition would ensure that Fozzy stays at the club. This is clearly a passionate but ambitious man we’re dealing with here; he clearly wants to be at a successful club. Fair enough.

Still, for whatever reason, expect Captain Fotherington to be strutting his stuff at Carrow Road this coming season. Good news, if you ask me.  

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Evening Star send up – well worth a read :)

May 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

Big thank you to Piegal Picknoser of the Pink Un forum for this little beauty - a send up of the disgustingly gushing Marcus Evans interview on the toilet-paper-worthy newspaper the Evening Star.

 

I looked out across my award-winning, hard-hitting news team and posed a question to myself, as is the wont of an award-winning, hard-hitting editor of an evening newspaper which has won awards.

“I wonder,” I thought to myself as I caught my reflection in one of many trophies my paper has won, “which member of my award-winning team I should send to meet the secretive, genial, stylish, driven, charismatic, hungry, suave, sharp, talkative multi-millionaire magnate who now owns Ipswich Town Football Club?”

“More to the point,” I mused, my brilliant mind flitting from one award-winning reporter to another, “who isn’t working on another huge exclusive and can therefore be spared for an all-day jolly to London?”

The answer was quite literally staring me in the face.

It was me, Nigel Pickover, editor of the award-winning, hard-hitting Ipswich Evening Star. I alone could capture the spirit of the enigma that is Marcus Evans or ‘The Big M’ as I decided he’d probably love me to call him.

“Like The Big M, I will not take any prisoners in my quest to describe the spring-time blossom or frothing pints of Greene King IPA quaffed by happy locals in a village pub,” I thought.

“The people of Ipswich are hungry to know more about this mysterious, wonderful, gorgeous man who hopes to take our boys, by which I mean Ipswich Town Football Club, into top flight football, by which I mean the Premiership.”

It was to be one of the few times I used quotation marks in my in-depth, challenging and agenda-setting sports feature.

I have won enough awards in this business to know that describing what someone said to me, Nigel Pickover, is far more powerful than quoting their actual words.

In London, I gazed appreciatively at the gleaming Edwardian white-stone splendour of The Big M’s office and immediately decided to make a clever reference to The Apprentice in my article. It’s this kind of dogged, determined attention to detail that has ensured my newspaper has won far more than its fair share of awards.

By now I was aching to spend some quality time with Marcus – perhaps it was the white-stone splendour of the building, the frothing pints or the spring-time blossom, but I was beginning to feel quite giddy: I hadn’t felt this excited since I saw the Star’s weekly website traffic figures when Steve Wright knocked off the fifth lady of the night.

Because we were running on Marcus Time and I was slightly early, I found myself soaking up the ambiance and mentally stockpiling enough details to ensure that the main thrust of my article wouldn’t appear until two paragraphs from the end.

Then, just as I was beginning to list the contents of the stationery cupboard for a sidebar, a sleek secretary might have, but didn’t, say: “Marcus will see you now”, you know, like on The Apprentice. How I chortled – we like to have a laugh on the Evening Star; it’s not all exclusives and hard-hitting campaigns (although it mainly is).

As with all wonderful meals, one is first seduced by the entrée, which in this case came in the form of ME Group financial wizard Martin Pitcher who is 40, but could easily pass for 25 in the dark, if you squinted a bit.

‘He’s a bright young thing with boyish good looks and good humour,” I thought to myself, “I might even do him the grace of giving him the only proper quote in the entire story.” And so I did.

“Hello,” said Martin. I very much liked what I saw.

My incredible story – and it is my story as much as it is The Big M’s – began last October when my award-winning title showed its credentials as Britain’s Best Evening Newspaper in Ipswich by exclusively breaking  a story which all the big boys had been after: the name of the new ITFC boss.

Radio Suffolk and Ipswich Community Radio were left reeling after we revealed the identity of Marcus, and The Big M himself appeared to appreciate the way the Star had handled the issue, a fact he demonstrated by not giving us an interview for six months.

For half a year, Marcus was a shadow, an enigma, a man of mystery – a bit like the hero in a Jane Austen novel, although quite a lot harder, probably a bit like Alan Sugar from The Apprentice on BBC1 and BBC iPlayer.

I wrote him open letters on the front page of my newspaper, he sent me Christmas cards by special delivery. We were having so much fun that it wasn’t until April that I remembered we’d forgotten to ask him for an interview – how I chortled.

But I digress, although I have been in this business long enough to know that by now you’re hanging on my every well-crafted word.

Finally, I am meeting the man, the legend, the shadow. More to the point, I am shaking hands with him and noticing that he’s wearing a well-cut navy suit, has a large, but not ostentatious, office and drinks breakfast tea. It’s just one of the many benefits of being an award-winning, trained observer.

It quickly became clear that Marcus had been waiting to tell his story to someone he trusted and respected; to be exact, he had been waiting for six months, or until we asked him for an interview which he instantly agreed to.

I knew very quickly that I was going to be able to do business with this man who has shelled out a chunk of his firm’s money to buy ITFC, this man who wears well-cut suits, this man who is to information what blotting paper is to ink. That metaphor was, I thought as I noticed Marcus’ discreet but obviously Times-Rich-List expensive cufflinks, one of my best ever.

When it came to my turn to talk, The Big M took it all in, every scrap of information and every nuance that my words offered: at one point, early on, he even closed his eyes to ensure he could offer his complete concentration.

Like a wise man realising he’s being taught, I thought, metaphors crowding my mind, like frothing pints of Greene King IPA on a table at a village pub frequented by happy, quaffing locals.

As an aside, a digression, a diversion from the in-depth interview at hand, don’t get the impression that I was star-struck, over-awed and preparing to head back to Ipswich to write a fawning, sycophantic love letter to this sharp-suited, big office owning multi-millionaire.

Oh no. I asked the big questions and I received some big answers which I, the editor of an award-winning newspaper which is the throbbing heart of a community, have paraphrased in my own words for you, the readers.

“So why, Marcus,” I asked, realising with a jolt that the Evening Star’s cardboard cutout of our publicity-shy magnificent magnate was by no means burly, masculine or imposing enough to do this Adonis of a man justice, “are you trying to keep your face out of the papers?”

He answered me, and I noted that answer. It was a good answer, the kind that Alan Sugar might have given, although a bit different, because Alan Sugar never pretended that he didn’t have anything to do with Spurs.

There were other questions, probing questions about that multi-million pound shirt sponsorship and those arms deals and I thought hard about asking them, as hard and as long as befits the proud owner of a bursting trophy cabinet (to be precise, as we always are in the Star, cabinets plural).

Seconds before I left – my exclusive firmly under my belt along with several cups of breakfast tea – I once again caught a glimpse of my reflection, this time in the totally non-ostentatious solid gold water dispenser in Marcus’ office, and realised that The Big M and I were cut from the same wonderfully suave cloth.

Brilliant, successful, forward-thinking and modest, I am better than Marcus in but one, small way: I do not and will never fear relentless self-publicism.

I looked at my reflection again. And I very much liked what I saw.

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Shot through the heart, but you’re too late!

May 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

…darlin’ you give love, a bad name!

I know, I know – I don’t normally post rumours off a forum. But I’ll make an exception for this gem. And you’ll soon see why…

Just thought I would share with everbody the latest rumours that I have heard from within the club.

I have heard that Norwich have turned down the chance to hold two concerts at carrow road. The first concert being Bon Jovi which they turned down because of a clash with a wedding. Fair enough, can’t blame them if it is already booked out.

The second concert was for the Rolling Stones but they turned that down as the promoter wanted to charge £100 a ticket and NCFC didn’t think it would sell out. If true I think Norwich are crazy, It would defo sold out.

Finally I have also heard that the accounts are under a full review which could possibly mean that somebody is looking into taking over the club.

Don’t shoot me down on the above, as I said only rumours.”

To which I responded:

Well if Delia thinks the Rolling Stones wouldn’t sell out, She Don’t Know Me (snarf). If they had them at Carrow Road, well, they would Let It Rock (snarf). As for take over rumours; I reckon they should make posters – “Wanted: Dead or Alive” (snarf) - New Investor!. You know, one that’ll adopt a “I’ll Be There For You” (snarf) attitude towards NCFC through thick and thin. One that thinks NCFC was “Born to be My Baby” (snarf). One who can get us winning in a “Blaze of Glory” (snarf).

Still, I imagine Delia would say “It’s My Life” (snarf) and refuse to sell.

“Have a Nice Day”! (snarf snarf)”

Hurh hurh hurh. I’m so childish. Thread here.

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